Tache Tastic - Progress Monitor

Forget physical strength and emotional sensitivity; a moustache is what makes a real man!

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Date

Pvt Emuss

Pvt Gwyther

Pvt Kent

Pvt Walton

Pvt Terry

Guess the Slug

Celebrity Slug

2nd

"You're an absolute shower!"

5th

"Growing a moustache is very much like making love to a beautiful woman..."

9th

"Faire pousser une moustache c’est comme faire l’amour à une magnifique femme..."

15th

"Ya better say your prayers, ya flea-bitten varmint! I'm a-gonna blow ya to smithereenies!"

19th

"Oh my God! You all look so silly!"

22nd

"BAAAAH!"

28th

"If A equal success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut!"

30th

The only thing women love more than a moustache is a pair of really really tight jeans!

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